After ranking the Top 25, we must do the opposite! The Anti Top 25! This week's topic? The ability of each fan base to survive in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
25. Clemson
--FUCK CLEMSON
24. Texas
23. Florida
--Jorts allow for quick, agile movements to evade zombies. The humidity? Well, that'll slow down anyone not named Chris Rainey.
22. South Florida
21. Wisconsin
--All that beer and cheese will doom you, Bucky.
20. Vanderbilt
--Half of Nashville is already full of Zombies.
19. UConn
18. Arizona State
17. Baylor
--Skankfights will derail any survival attempt Bears fans put forward
16. Notre Dame
--HOLY SHIT MANTI TE'O'S GIRLFRIEND
15. USC
14. UCLA
13. North Carolina
12. Duke
--Along with UNC fans, the Dukies biggest threat to survival will be the rouge bands of NC State fans hell bent on overtaking the Research Triangle.
11. UAB
10. Rutgers
--Their NYC fans may be invisible, but this is what happens when your fan base is trapped in such a densely populated city.
9. Tulsa
8. Miami
7. Kansas
--When Mark Mangino's zombie corpse comes back into Lawrence, you'll really know what it's like to have the coach eating players.
6. UCF
5. Tulane
4. Colorado
--It's already acceptable for Colorado students to have strange cravings and eat a lot. They'll never see it coming.
3. Boston College
--BC Fans will just be throwing themselves at the zombies at this point. Unless it's during hockey season.
2. Akron
1. Penn State
--Patient Zero will be a Penn State fan. It's the way it has to be.
25. Clemson
--FUCK CLEMSON
24. Texas
23. Florida
--Jorts allow for quick, agile movements to evade zombies. The humidity? Well, that'll slow down anyone not named Chris Rainey.
22. South Florida
21. Wisconsin
--All that beer and cheese will doom you, Bucky.
20. Vanderbilt
--Half of Nashville is already full of Zombies.
19. UConn
18. Arizona State
17. Baylor
--Skankfights will derail any survival attempt Bears fans put forward
16. Notre Dame
--HOLY SHIT MANTI TE'O'S GIRLFRIEND
15. USC
14. UCLA
13. North Carolina
12. Duke
--Along with UNC fans, the Dukies biggest threat to survival will be the rouge bands of NC State fans hell bent on overtaking the Research Triangle.
11. UAB
10. Rutgers
--Their NYC fans may be invisible, but this is what happens when your fan base is trapped in such a densely populated city.
9. Tulsa
8. Miami
7. Kansas
--When Mark Mangino's zombie corpse comes back into Lawrence, you'll really know what it's like to have the coach eating players.
6. UCF
5. Tulane
4. Colorado
--It's already acceptable for Colorado students to have strange cravings and eat a lot. They'll never see it coming.
3. Boston College
--BC Fans will just be throwing themselves at the zombies at this point. Unless it's during hockey season.
2. Akron
1. Penn State
--Patient Zero will be a Penn State fan. It's the way it has to be.
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